31 flavors about NYC broke club chicks!
Posted by bigced on April 23, 2008
Written by The Truth
Ceditor’s Note: This appeared in my email box and I HAD to share!
To all Promoters, VIPS, Socialites, Movers and shakers, event coordinators etc. My name is not important but I am a woman. That’s it. This is a Blueprint for all. The party scene in NYC is at an all time low. The city that never sleeps is taking a lot of naps lately and one of the main reasons is the kind of patrons that attend the events. This will be the first of many NYC nightlife “TRUTHS” to come. Please forward this to as many as possible so we can get rid of the nonsense. This is an official myspace/facebook blast & bulletin.
Part #1. NYC Broke club chicks *31 Flavors* (ages 21-32) This is your official guide to avoid & watch out for them.
1. Broke club chicks only look for no cover parties, ladies free b4 1:00am admission and will only go strictly to a party of a promoter they know personally to get in free. (This is why you always see the same females at an event all the damn time).
2. Broke club chicks come around bottle poppers only after the drinks are paid for by the gents. (You never see them around when it’s time to sign the credit card slip) They just always seem to pop up out of nowhere at the right time with their thirsty ass.
3. Broke club chicks will wait in front of the cashier booth for 15-60 minutes until a promoter they recognize can give them clearance to get in for free.
4. Broke club chicks will have $40 in their bank account and then take out $20 out of the ATM to pay for coat check, some mints out of the bathroom and one drink just in case they don’t get offered one by a guy and to front.
5. Broke club chicks will approach a promoter they never spoke to before but will make nice & friendly cause the promoter is producing a can’t miss event now and they need to get in for free.
6. Broke club chicks only special event of the year is the “Freakum Dress” event or any “ALL Black Affair” event.
7. Broke club chicks myspace/facebook photo galleries only consist of party websites flicks.
8. Broke club chicks will jump off the line once the doorman says the “Guest list is closed” Ladies, the admission is now $20. (They scatter faster than roaches in the light)
9. Broke club chicks would chip in money on one Long Island Iced Tea (2 broke chicks on one drink).
10. Broke club chicks always ask dudes what’s up after the club? Broke club chicks are always hungry and they always tag along with dudes to go to the diner to pay for food for them after the party.
11. Broke club chicks will be celebrating someone b-day in a group of 20 girls but would only have one champagne bottle.
12. Broke club chicks will wear UGHS or flats in the club.
13. Broke club chicks will have a fucked up nasty hair style but will tell you its afrocentric or neostyle. (this one is unbelievable)
14. Broke club chicks are still trying to snag athletes, entertainers, ballers, Top DJ’s even after they sleep with them and then wonder why I am still alone and why is he not calling me back? (You’re not an investment, broke club chick). If you give up the ass for nothing, what do you think you should expect back? NOTHING.
P.S. ladies stop sleeping with security guards to get in the club for free also.
15. Broke club chicks will hound, hassle & haggle down a promoter for a discount party ticket or a drink ticket.
16. Broke club chicks only voyage on the water is any boat ride party on the “Queen of Hearts”. or the Staten Island ferry.
17. Broke club chicks will search for all open bar events through out the city at any club b4 11:00pm to get nice & toasty for the main event @ 12:00am.
18. Broke club chicks favorite color is black (black tights, black boots/pumps and a black top) cost overall is $15 and can be repeated a 1,000 times.
19. Broke club chicks constantly hate on chicks who don’t live in the club like they do and who makes more money then them.
20. Broke club chicks can tell you every single detail about any dude that spends money crazy in the club or has a hot whip. They know where he lives, who’s his baby mama, social security #, when he gets paid and how to get his attention.
21. Broke club chicks constantly recruit other broke chicks cause that’s the bond they share and what they have in common. (Girls with money don’t affiliate with broke chicks). It is so true “You are the company you keep”
22. Broke club chicks only have two out of town travel options which are Memorial Day weekend in Cancun or Miami.
23. Broke club chicks always count someone else’s money and can live with their parents until a man scoops them up. (This means never)
24. Broke club chicks will take the train to a party and pray someone can give them a lift back home cause all they have is a metro card.
25. Broke club chicks sees the deal advertised as 2 for 1 drinks/bottle specials which means 4 for 2 for them.
26. Broke club chicks would say they are a model to get certain perks. (Absolutely no urban model has any real money) No chick in the club has Naomi or Tyra money and real models don’t hang in PLUMM.
27. Broke club chicks have the slowest motion when taking what little money they have out of their wallet.
28. Broke club chicks at the end of the day can’t offer anything to good guys but sex and drama. (Fellas, it is impossible to wife a chick from the club. The percentage is a 15% success rate) If she is in the club 2-3 times a week then she is not for you and the club is all she knows. (bird call)
29. Broke club chicks set their calendar around club events. They title the parties “The Main Event” of my life.
30. Broke club chicks will ask a guy to buy a drink and then get mad at the guy because he didn’t offer to give her cab fare and drinks for her girls. (Can you believe that?).
31. Broke club chicks use the sidekick/blackberry only to text each other about parties and plotting on the next dude to help their broke ass out. (Texts are never about making any money or anything uplifting/important)
The bonus: Broke club chicks tattoo their names on their bodies just in case they forget their name or forget their ID. (Dumbest shit ever).
The response so far has been incredible so if you have any comments, add ins please reply. If you feel I am wrong or right please mention in detail. Spread the word cause part #2 will be about the “Broke Working Women” and then we go to the Men in Part #3 and to better stories.
